Random Ana facts...hah...

Ana can smell some things up to six miles away.

Ana is the only person who knows how to pronounce the exclamation mark.

The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Ana's pity without parole.

Ana has won every lottery she's ever entered....even without the winning ticket.

Ana uses e before i as she pleases.

Ana killed Tupac over a bag of Cheetos.

Ana can rip a Yellow Pages in half with her vagina.

You can douse Ana in gasoline, but it is too frightened of her to ignite. Ana pities the fuel.

If Ana scratches an itch, the itch never itches again.

Ana destroyed the periodic table, saying Ana only recognizes the element of surprise.

Ana was the pope, twice.

Ana can win a game of chess in one move.

Ana scared the black out of Michael Jackson.

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Ana allows to live.

Ana has two speeds: walk and kill.

Ana is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Ana can divide by zero.

Ana does not "drop it like its hot." To suggest that anything is too hot for Ana to hold is laughable.

Ana is the only person who knows why paper can beat rock.

Peanuts are allergic to Ana.

Ana defied MC Hammer and touched it.

Like the ying-yang symbol, Ana is equal parts good and evil. Unlike the ying-yang symbol, Ana eats babies.

Ana has been know to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.

Ana, as a fetus, survived 13 abortion attempts. She came out the womb with an umbilical cord that would eventually kill the doctor.

Ana killed the Dead Sea.

Ana's tears cure cancer. Too bad she's never cried.

Ana counted to infinity, twice.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Ana.

Ana doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.

Before he forgot a gift for Ana, Santa was real.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Ana open you would find another Ana, only smaller and angrier.

Ana can eat soup with a fork.

Ana invented the spoon because killing people with knives was too easy.

Ana can unscramble an egg.